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{5JEZZY/DESTINY PRESENTS...
}4INSURANCE FORM CLAIMS
{1(FROM 24 CARROTT GOLD)
}7BRITSH CLAIMS
{1 Leaving home for work I drove out
of my drive straight into a bus. The
bus was 5 minutes early.
{2 I bumped into a lamp-post which was
obscured by human beings.
{3 Coming home, I drove into the
wrong house and collided with a tree I
haven't got.
{4 The accident was caused by me
waving to the man I hit last week.
{5 I knocked over a man, he admitted
that it was his fault, he'd been
knocked over before.
}7AUSTRALIAN CLAIMS
{6 The pedestrian had no idea which
way to run, so I ran over him.
{7 The bloke was all over the road, I
had to swerve a number of times before
I hit him.
{1 I told the police that I was not
injured, but on removing my hat I
found I had a fractured skull.
{2 I had been driving for 40 years
when I fell asleep at the wheel.
{3 I saw a slow moving, sad faced,
old gentleman....as he bounced off the
bonnet of my car.